¶ Popa The Impaler
Contract: We are All Going to Die
Token ID: 2136
¶ About
"Popa The Impaler" is an elusive character in the WAGDIE universe with little to none developmental story around his/her/their character. The following list comprises of information pertaining to “Popa The Impaler” that has been corroborated to a certain extent (it it mostly hearsay):
- “Popa The Impaler” is a noted sex fiend in the WAGDIE universe with numerous citations and descriptions of ‘explosive sexual encounters’ from notable courtesans of the WAGDIE universe.
- “Popa The Impaler” is said to have novice ability with his/her/their sword and shield in combat, but is ‘overtly ambitious’ in the privacy of his/her/their chambers (the latter comment is once more with regard to the sexual proclivities of the character).
- “Popa The Impaler” wears a ‘Noxium Death Cage’ mask to hide the marks of syphilis on his/her/their face, the disease is said to ravage his/her/their entire lean, muscular, fked-up body.
- “Popa The Impaler” is a regular attendee of the Church of her, and is said to claim alleigance to the "Mother of Agora". This claim is contested by several accounts from members of the Church, claiming that “Popa The Impaler” ‘never attended bonfires or mass, but was always found chasing maaaad p****’.
- “Popa The Impaler” does not have a gender classification, as the gender for the character varies among the numerous, *countless* statements taken from WAGDIE characters claiming to have had trysts with “Popa The Impaler”. The genders of these WAGDIE characters range from male to female, to “who tf knows, but ”Popa The Impaler" saw a conquest to be made".
¶ Affiliations
“Popa The Impaler” claims affiliation with the church of Her, but this is contested.
“Popa The Impaler” is a recently appointed member of The Concord of Research, a tenure which will indubitably be short-lived.